The Android Sisters - [Treasury Wizards]
Every so often, I like to remind you that this exists:
ANNOUNCER: And Now it’s time for “Frank Talk, With a Frankie.”
VOICE 1: This is Angel.
VOICE 2: This is Angel.
ANGELS TOGETHER: We are the Android Sisters. What is Your Question?
CALLER: All of reality exists in our minds. Is that true?
ANGEL: What is your Intelligence Rating?
CALLER: I’m classified as a 5.5555.
ANGEL: You understand, we only speak to you on the level that you can comprehend.
CALLER: I appreciate that.
ANGEL: For those of you watching out there adjust your I.T. Rating to–
ANGELS TOGETHER: 5.5555. What is your question?
CALLER: I already Asked it.
ANGEL: What is your question?
CALLER: I said I already asked it.
ANGELS TOGETHER: What is your question?
CALLER: …
ANGELS TOGETHER: What is your question?
CALLER: Oh, all right. I want to know if reality is in my mind or is it out there? I mean, change my mind and I could change reality. Right? Wrong? What? I’m confused.
ANGELS TOGETHER: Dear Confused:
ANGEL: Briefly, reality is merely what everyone agrees Is Real.
ANGEL: What everyone agrees is Not real, does not exist.
CONFUSED: Who programmed you?
ANGELS TOGETHER: Who Programmed You?
CONFUSED: How should I know? Everyone. I don’t know. I’m still confused.
ANGELS TOGETHER: Dear Still Confused:
ANGEL: You are confusing the Symbol for Reality.
ROBOTIC VOICE-OVER: Re-AL-ity!
ANGEL: Money is a good example.
RVO: Money!
STILL CONFUSED: What About money? I Like money.
RVO: Money, Money!
ANGEL: I will use two pieces of paper as an example. Can you see this?
STILL CONFUSED: I see One piece of paper; the other’s money.
ANGELS TOGETHER: Two Pieces Of Paper.
STILL CONFUSED: What?
ANGEL: Here are two pieces of paper. Both, the same size, both, just paper.
RVO: Paper.
ANGEL: Humans are obsessed with money.
RVO: Money, money, Money-Money.
STILL CONFUSED: Not all humans, just some of of us. M-most of us…
ANGEL: One piece of paper is worth Five-Hundred Solar Credits, the other is worthless. Not even worth a Solar Centavo.
ANGEL: Do you know why?
STILL CONFUSED: Sure: One is a piece of money, and the other’s a piece of paper.
ANGELS TOGETHER: They Are Both. Paper.
STILL CONFUSED: Yeah. Right.
ANGEL: One has been
ANGELS TOGETHER: Blessed
ANGEL: By the Treasury Wizards.
ANGEL: The other, Has Not.
STILL CONFUSED: That’s it?!
RVO: That’s It.
ANGEL: The Symbol is controlling your mind.
STILL CONFUSED: Hm… I see.
ANGEL: Oh! Our time is up! This is Angel.
ANGEL: This is Angel.
ANGELS TOGETHER: We are the Android Sisters. Until Next Time.
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From Ruby: The Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe.
Have a good day.
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